archive of posts from February, 2008

Clever & Creepy

Oh, this one‘s superb:
 
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Clever & Creepy

Oh, this one‘s superb:
 
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Over-egged!

Another random quote from an old re-run: Commenting on a phone-conversation from Quincy: It was trying to be cute but caught the wrong end of hysterical:

Sam: Sexy Voice?
Quincy: IF YOU’RE TURNED ON BY TERROR!

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Too True

It’s the first one in a fair while, that’s actually made me laugh:
 
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Word Of The Day 25/02

RUSHINGINSLOWMOTION

Everything, now takes longer to do. Everywhere, now takes longer to get to. The less I’m able to rush, the more I need to rush. ‘Cos I’m rushing: I’m forgetting this, I’m forgetting that. Nipping back up the stairs used to take 30 seconds, but now it’s an expedition and I miss the bus, so 30 seconds becomes 30 minutes. So now I’m running late, so now I need to rush… so round and round, and round and round, and round and round we go – getting nowhere, fucking SLOWLY!

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Hmmm??

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Caring & Timing

From The Rockford Files, after Jim had survived one attempt on his life and had returned home to be greeted by Rocky:

Somebody tried to kill you? … Are you alright?

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